Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Pee and Poop

Yeah, that's right, pee and poop. We got our fill today all courteous of Emily.

First the poop.

See even though she's potty trained she still won't poop on the potty. "Too scary." Thank the Lord Almighty for internet, cause its a common issue (find many forums referring). So she asks for a diaper and after a few minutes of failed persuasion she does what she does. Well to help with the process we put the poop in the potty "see poo-poo goes in the potty" and she flushes it away. Only today it didn't flush. Today it overflowed all over the bathroom floor. So here I am surrounded by poop water. GROSS! And can we say GROSS!!! So with the hottest water possible with the most bleach allowable by law I cleaned the bathroom, then I took a shower! So if anyone would like to use the cleanest bathroom this side of the Mississippi...

Then comes the pee.

Well daddy puts Emily to bed and I put Katie to bed. So as her last hurrah, Emily had to go pee-pee on the potty. Well she went, and Kevin was sitting in front of her reading a magazine while she did her business. Well she sneezed. "Daddy, you're all wet!" Enough said.

So while pee and poop is something we all do, little kids seem to make it more adventurous!

3 comments:

Dave and Vicky said...

Gross....You poor guys... bodily functions take on a whole new meaning with kids.

Joseph said...

Holly, I totally forgot to send you the "pee chart", sorry. :O)

Jescel said...

my, i didn't read this part in my "kids for dummies" book! lol....